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Who Could Throw Away Such Beautiful Music? |
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| Foreign
Cinema: “Amélie” |
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Surely you can't be the
only person tired of staring at this  woman's wry, pursed-lipped smirk.
For God sakes, this "impish" waif looks like Mr. Bean.
Didn't French girls used to be big-titted blondes? What's the
story, France? |
| Update:
“Gays” in the Military |
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| Click
the above image to view U.S. Army comic book training materials
from May of 2001, about harrassment and the homosexual agenda. |
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| Massive
Snow Shit Closes Gloryhole |
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 COLORADO
- Fags in Steamboat Springs were shocked and deeply saddened to
discover a snowman's enormous, disruptive dump resting atop the
shared community bathhouse early Wednesday morning.
"This is a tjerrible day," bjorked Sven Haaglbaard, an
openly gay civil rights advocate who pushed his way inside the facility
and remained there for six hours.
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Letters To The Gaping Maw
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I the only one who seems to notice that [most] women involved with
the Catholic religion, like in the capacity of nuns, and such, seem
to resemble... how should I say this... retired NFL linebackers. |
Rick Peregoy
Hammond, IN |
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| I
SAW YOU sitting at Noah's Bagels smearing cream cheese and lox
on a biali roll. You are SO FINE! I tried sneaking a peek at your
"grocery basket" but your legs were crossed. x3697 |
| I'm
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industrial/ambient CD collection. I love to dance and crack jokes,
and update my LiveJournal. Truly one of a kind! x8828 |
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sale. Baby shoes, never worn. x1759 |
| Hey
gals. SWM here, age 31. Let's take our laptops to the park and
wirelessly trade warez. Discretion a must. x2352 |
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WANTED. Flower arrangement, planting two lips on my dick. x1740 |
| Errata |
 Earlier,
this publication stated that Wall Street Journal reporter and hostage
Daniel Pearl was alive.
In fact we have no idea what the deal is. The Gaping Maw regrets
the error. |
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I
can get out of the goddamn chair myself! I'm not crippled, leave
me alone.
Hello,
I'm here to apply for a job.
Can
I please have a cigarette.
