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The
People in Your Neighborhood
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Shut Up Shut Up Shut
Up
Portraits in Humility
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| Kyle
Baker, cartoonist and crap maker |
“I
make people laugh. That's my job. People with difficult, important
jobs and responsibilities use my work to make them smile and temporarily
forget their troubles. I don't know if my job is worth money or worthy
of respect, I only know that it is my job. It's what I do best, what
I do better than most. I believe I have a gift for humor and I see
it as my duty to share my gift with others.” |
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SALE "Little John" portable urinal container. Holds
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| A Basket of Puppies |
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 MADISON,
WI - Six Rottweilers attacked and killed a 10-year-old girl while
she was visiting a friend's house in a small town in Wisconsin.
Elroy Police Chief Nick Dub said the house “was a pigsty”
with trash strewn about.
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Sound
Off America!
Letters To The Gaping Maw
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| after
watching the movie terminator me and my friends started discussing
what we would do if we had a terminator |
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skcusloa@hotmail.com |
| they
call it "P.M.S." because "Mad cow disease" was taken |
| dglewis62@yahoo.com |
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you guys just being lazy or do you have no clue. |
| GilmanCh@grc.nia.nih.gov |
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me the photo x*({{ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Sports - Coverage of the
2002 Olympic Games_ |
| hmuley@yahoo.com |
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Click here to share YOUR
thoughts and feelings!
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Enough!! |
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Denver, CO
-- A high school computer and photography teacher was charged Wednesday
with sexually assaulting one of his male students over a three-year
period!
Provo, UT -- A high school biology teacher was charged Wednesday
with groping two female students!
Brunoski, MO -- A high school P.E. teacher was charged Wednesday
with fondling a seventeen year-old developmentally disabled student
in the boiler room!
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Laughter:
The Best Medicine
Today's Online Cybertoon
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Ebert's
2002 Oscar Picks
Your Local Cineplex
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“..Rollerball
is an incoherent mess. Characters set up big revelations and then
forget to make them. And the long, murky night sequence looks like
it was shot, pointlessly, with the green-light NightShot feature
on a consumer video camera..
..John Q is the kind of movie Mad magazine prays for. It
is so earnest, so overwrought and so wildly implausible that it
begs to be parodied..
..Watching Slackers I was appalled by the poverty of its
imagination. Details are labored while the big picture remains unpainted.
Consider a scene where the hero's roommate sings a duet with a sock
puppet on his penis. Consider a scene where we cut away from the
hero and the heroine to join two roommates just long enough for
a loud fart.”
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| Hilariousness
in Real Life |
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THE
PUZZLER
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Can
you match each celebrity to his or her toilet habits? Hint:
some are vegetarians! Use letter-number combinations.
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Black people and white people of all ages hate
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Pakistani
scientists have developed a new missile called the Shaheen II,
and are ready to test it. With this missile, Pakistan can target distant
Indian cities, such as Madras and Calcutta.
Shaheen
missile project. “This fact has been recognized by international
experts.”
I
am SO SO EXCITED to do E with my new boyfriend tonight.
He says its real mellow and it should be a blast. I'm
bringing over a few cd's, some bottles of water and plenty
of chewing gum. I am so in love it makes me sick! But
in a good way. It's been such a long time for me. A series
of clumsy, forgettable relationships all in a row makes
me think I deserve something positive for once.
BOUNCY!!
i
can't believe i suffocated what's her name to death
and had to dissolve bits of her down the bathtub last
night. what a fuckin joke. just say no to drugs, i guess.
and i have to work today, which sucks the shit. still
waiting for my new pentium pro to arrive.
After
reviewing thousands of entries for January's Gaping Maw Youth
Art contest, six year old Sheila Silverman from
Toronto, Ontario has walked away with the $25.00 grand prize. Below
is Sheila's winning entry in the “My Family” category! We
would like to thank all the children who participated for their time,
effort, and creativity.