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  March 2, 2002
The Gaping Maw Digest - March 2 2002


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Curtain, Courtney
Courtney Love finally got a chance to auction off Kurt Cobain's private diaries to Penguin Books for a multi-million dollar sum. Excerpts will likely include:
APR 18 1990 - Fuck you, SUBPOP!! I just signed with Geffen Records! Finally I'm makin' some halfway DECENT decisions for myself and the band.
FEB 24 1992 - Fuck. Shit! What have I done? MARRIED. Must think. Must collect thoughts. Retroactive prenuptial agreement? Living will? Think! Must escape this marriage alive.
AUG 18 1992 - Hey, great. Now I have a kid. This should put my life in order, no problem. Soon I'll be making REALLY great music. Maybe I need two kids so they can play with each other? Five kids?
FEB 24 1993 - Zzzz.. here we are now.. entertain us.. something something.. what? who? who's there?? what's going on?? where am I?? oh god i just need to lean against this microphone for awhile
JUL 19 1993 - BLORGKTH. pluh. god i do not feel good at all. i don't dare get up or everyone'll know i'm high. lemme just sit here.. only my guitar understands me.. huhh hmmm luhhh head spinning a bit here

APR 5 1994
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COLUMBINE
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LITTLETON, Colo. -- Less than two months before the third anniversary of the Columbine shootings, deputies rushed to the high school again — to quell a sticky, sploshy melée which authorities say was a near riot.
Four hundred students saw fit to scream and yell at deputies in protest after an 18 year old student was arrested for throwing a pie meant to trigger a food fight.
Four students face misdemeanor charges of disorderly conduct, resisting arrest, harassment, and incitement to riot.
Each was arrested and released on a $750 to $1000 bond posted by his parents. About half a dozen other students simply fell asleep in their pies.

UPDATE: Andrea Yates Trial

HOUSTON -- Andrea Yates considered stabbing her five children, but decided drowning was a better way to end their lives.

"She heard Satan's voice tell her to pick up the knife and stab the child," psychiatrist George Ringholz testified Monday.

"I decided a knife was too bloody," Yates's testimony later revealed.

Developers, Developers, Developers
In an Enron company video released by Rep. Henry Waxman, hundreds of employees of the now-bankrupt energy empire are shown being coaxed to do the wave.
Not once, but twice - by vice chairman Joe Sutton during an October 2000 meeting in Houston.

“After all that great news and everything we've heard today we should feel pretty good, shouldn't we?” Sutton told the assembly.

“We're going to get a wave going across the room here, an Enron wave to celebrate being the most innovative company in the world! Let's get ready to rock-and-roll here!”

Dye Furher..

German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder, 57, is suing a German news agency after it dared suggest Schroeder come clean and “admit he dyes his greying curls.” The Eurotrial of the millennium begins April 12, in Hamburg.

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