| Curtain,
Courtney |
Courtney
Love finally
got a chance to auction off Kurt Cobain's private diaries to Penguin
Books for a multi-million dollar sum. Excerpts will likely include:
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 APR
18 1990 - Fuck you, SUBPOP!! I just signed with Geffen Records!
Finally I'm makin' some halfway DECENT decisions for myself and the
band. |
 FEB
24 1992 - Fuck. Shit! What have I done? MARRIED. Must think.
Must collect thoughts. Retroactive prenuptial agreement? Living will?
Think! Must escape this marriage alive. |
 AUG
18 1992 - Hey, great. Now I have a kid. This should put my
life in order, no problem. Soon I'll be making REALLY great music.
Maybe I need two kids so they can play with each other? Five kids? |
 FEB
24 1993 - Zzzz.. here we are now.. entertain us.. something
something.. what? who? who's there?? what's going on?? where am I??
oh god i just need to lean against this microphone for awhile |
 JUL
19 1993 - BLORGKTH. pluh. god i do not feel good at all. i
don't dare get up or everyone'll know i'm high. lemme just sit here..
only my guitar understands me.. huhh hmmm luhhh head spinning a bit
here |
APR 5 1994 -
fuck this |
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COLUMBINE
FACIAL
MASSACRE |
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| LITTLETON, Colo.
-- Less than two months before the third anniversary of the Columbine
shootings, deputies rushed to the high school again — to quell
a sticky, sploshy melée which authorities say was a near riot. |
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| Four hundred
students saw fit to scream and yell at deputies in protest after an
18 year old student was arrested for throwing a pie meant to trigger
a food fight. |
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| Four students
face misdemeanor charges of disorderly conduct, resisting arrest,
harassment, and incitement to riot. |
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| Each was arrested
and released on a $750 to $1000 bond posted by his parents. About
half a dozen other students simply fell asleep in their pies. |
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UPDATE:
Andrea Yates Trial
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 HOUSTON
-- Andrea Yates considered
stabbing her five children, but decided drowning was a better way
to end their lives.
"She heard Satan's voice tell her to pick up the knife and stab the
child," psychiatrist  George
Ringholz testified Monday.
"I decided a knife was too bloody," Yates's testimony later revealed. |
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| Developers,
Developers, Developers |
In
an Enron company video released by Rep. Henry Waxman, hundreds
of employees of the now-bankrupt energy empire are shown being coaxed
to do the wave.
Not once, but twice - by vice chairman
Joe Sutton during an October 2000 meeting in Houston.
“After all that great news and everything
we've heard today we should feel pretty good, shouldn't we?”
Sutton told the assembly.
“We're
going to get a wave going across the room here, an Enron wave
to celebrate being the most innovative company in the world! Let's
get ready to rock-and-roll here!” |
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Dye
Furher..
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 German
Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder, 57, is suing a German news agency
after it dared suggest Schroeder come clean and “admit he dyes his greying
curls.” The Eurotrial of the millennium begins April 12, in Hamburg. |
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