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Welcome
to Pedophile Park
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When convicted child molesters, criminals, and institutionalized schizophrenics
reach the end of their sentence, many get dumped back into the world
at San Francisco's Civic Center. It's a triangular section
of the downtown area near the main jail, directly across from the
courthouse and City Hall. Smack dab in the center of all this humanity
is a dilapidated children's playground with one straightforward request: |
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Literally
Torn Out
From Today's Phone Book!
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More Like
Jizzlam!
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| CAIRO, Egypt
-- Five Egyptian men were sentenced Monday to three years in prison
with hard labor for engaging in gay sex. |
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pleaded guilty to debauchery and running a house for gay sex parties.
Islam prohibits homosexuality. |
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CLASSIFIED
SUPPLEMENTAL
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FLOWERS! Stand in the hot sun with a bucket. Near freeway exit.
Roses, daffodils, petunias. Must not be "allergic" to opportunity!
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| ARTISTS
IN DEMAND to imagineer large, looping circles of hot soapy water
across kitchen floors, linoleum and behind the toilet. $7/hr, must
own mop and good DMV. x1317 |
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fireworks
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injured
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grandpa
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erection
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homosexual
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mother
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solaris
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engineer
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prostitute
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Laughter:
The Best Medicine
Today's Online Cybertoon
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Not Handicapped -
HandiRadical |
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| Sioux City --
Transporting handicapped adults across the Midwest has always been
a slow-moving process. Train stations in Iowa are tentatively exploring
forward-thinking concepts in modern, unfettered accessibility. Let's
watch and learn: |
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Science
& Health
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Tired of “getting it up” for wifey every gosh
darn day of the week? MIT robot war graduates (in conjunction with
NASA/AMES) are developing a suite of dildonic consumer products which
might someday enable women to get themselves off - without
the assistance of a man!
“The goal,” says teaching assistant Pho Bep,
“would be to attach such a device to a Segway so our gals leave
the house a little more.” |
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US = SWILLING CAREERS
SUING
CARRIES WELL
LIARS SWIG LUCERNE
A SURGE IN ILL CREWS
ILL?
WE'RE CURING ASS
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NAIL, SCREW GIRL
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CRUEL SWINGER LISA |
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Spotlight:
Booty
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the above image for today's top strategies on getting laid. |
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Sound
Off America!
Letters To The Gaping Maw
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| I
saw a pig penis on the railroad tracks, and asked myself where is
the rest of the pig |
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sowwy@hotmail.com |
| what
is up with those two light towers in NYC? |
| ParasiticDemon@aol.com
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| I'm
the mother of two eight year old boys, and I was shocked to read you0M9MzNd
W1Y Full Yahoo! Coverage of the Olympic Games {{ |
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Click here to share YOUR
thoughts and feelings!
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THE
PUZZLER
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WORD
SEARCH! Can you locate up to thirteen words formally
established in the vernacular of today's young people? Up, down,
forwards, backwards and diagonally. Time limit: five minutes.
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Highlight
the text below to see the solution to yesterday's Puzzler!
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There are twelve cats living under the house |
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