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Registered Sex Offenders
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Region specific aggregated listings of convicted pedophiles and
child molesters across the nation, organized from A to Z. Directory
information includes where the offenders live, where they work, and
how they're doing. Updated yearly and free. Click the image
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H e p a t i t t i e s
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| The
happy couple |
Babe-watchable
blonde Pamela Anderson has contracted Hepatitis C, a potentially lethal
blood and liver disease, after sharing a tattoo needle with estranged
ex-husband Tommy Lee. "Tommy
has the disease and never disclosed it to me during our marriage,"
Anderson announced.
There is no known vaccine for Hepatitis C. Symptoms of Hepatitis C
include jaundice, fatigue, chronic nausea, and darkened urine. Thankfully,
Anderson is now dating Kid Rock. |
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Mr.
Potato Dead
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| BELPER,
England -- The quiet, sleepytime calm of this countryside town was
torn apart Monday, after schoolage hooligans scratched, defamed, and
dismembered a seven-foot Mister Potato Head. |
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"It's more than a bit serious," says Reginald Bentworth,
a tourism officer. "There's been quite a commotion and those
responsible will see justice."
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| "Yo,
take that." |
The giant toy had served as goodwill ambassador from Belper's
sister city of Pawtucket, Rhode Island - headquarters of Hasbro, Inc.
One of Mister Potato Head's arms was yanked off and his hat was broken.
The giant toy was rushed to Ripley fiberglass specialists and repaired
just in time for an appearance at the grand reopening of a Belper
Safeway. |
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Kids
Korner
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KANSAS
CITY, Mo. -- An elementary school teacher and principal were suspended
after third-grade students were made to drop their pants during
an in-class search for $5 in missing lunch money, according to school
district investigators.
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male adult searched boys in a classroom, while girls searched
other girls. Then a female adult searched the boys, and the girls
felt up the male adult, and the boys being searched had sex with the
girls searching the other girls, and the female adult had sex with
the male adult, and they all had sex with each other and forgot about
the missing lunch money. |
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Laughter:
The Best Medicine
Today's Online Cybertoon
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EXPOSED -
Siegfried & Roy's
Celebrity Sex Romp
Swing-A-Long |
| LAS VEGAS
(NV) -- Authorities unearthed six garbage bags Thursday containing
candid and graphic Polaroid snapshots of drunken?, coked-up?, stumbling?
pseudo-celebrities enjoying giggly “backstage antics” with
disco magicians Siegfried and Roy. Among those busted: |
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Entertainment
lawyers descended on the scene in less than an hour after key photos
were leaked to the press.
“These should never have been released,” fumed
one ICM talent agent who requested anonymity. “Look at these
weird, horrible faces. Each one is just hypnotic and strange. And
they're all with Siegfried and Roy.” |
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late as Thursday midnight, two more garbage bags were discovered less
than ten kilometers away. Implicated were vaguely journalistic personalities,
religious icons and political leaders. |
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present it is unclear which of these individuals engaged in three
or four-way sexual congress with Siegfried and Roy. |
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Arthur
“One Leg” Jackson
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 DALLAS
-- A convicted killer whose left leg was amputated last year in
prison got a 30-day reprieve Thursday, an hour before his scheduled
lethal injection. Rodolfo Hernandez, 52, robbed and shot five Mexican
immigrants in 1985. He has repeatedly insisted that since he strolled
into prison with two legs, he should experience the afterlife in
a likewise fashion. He accused prison officials of "stalling"
on the replacement limb due to the expense.
"He'll go to [Hell] in a wheelchair or on crutches,"
prison officials said.
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Shooticide
at a Glazance
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The rate of suicide-by-gun among black male teens nearly quadrupled
between 1979 and 1994.
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Traditionally,
blacks have had much lower suicide rates than whites, but the availability
o f guns may help account for the narrowing of the gap among young
men. There exists a greater expectation within the African-American
community that younger African-Americans need to do more with the
opportunities in front of them, researchers said.
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Nixon
Unplugged
Real Tapes From The White House
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 "You
know, it's a funny thing, every one of the bastards that are out
for legalizing marijuana is Jewish. What the Christ is the matter
with the Jews, Bob? What is the matter with them? I suppose it is
because most of them are psychiatrists. Northern California has
gotten so faggy I won't shake hands with anyone from San Francisco.
I don't want to see this country to go that way. You know what happened
to the Greeks. Homosexuality destroyed them. Sure, Aristotle was
a homo, we all know that, so was Socrates. "
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Concentration
CATS!
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 Last
May, 196
cats were pulled from Marilyn Barletta's home in Petaluma. Six
dead cats, some cannibalized, were found amid mountains of excrement
and concentrations of urine so powerful..
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..that
breathing air inside the house was considered dangerous. On Wednesday,
the 62 year old was evicted again for harboring 40  cats
in a 12-by-20-foot office space. The landlord, veterinarian Steven
Egri, leased the office to Barletta two months ago. Tenants soon complained
not only about the distracting smell, but also the constant howling
and shrieking. |
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Sound
Off America!
Letters To The Gaping Maw
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| more
pix of girls with dix please this site is lame can i see more pix
of dead guys?? |
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horndog01@hotmail.com |
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just wanted to write and say that the olive garden sucks. |
| Anthraxn1969@aol.com |
| i
like to eat |
| gohn51@hotmail.com |
| i'm
a slut [and] i just fucked my boyfriends older brother |
| KinkiiKittie69@aol.com
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