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  June 4, 2001
Celebrate Youth



Social Intercourse Marathon
    Rock on! You finally made it! Come on in and grab yourself an ice cold brewski. Tonight there's only two words on anyone's lips.. PAR-TAY!!


     Everybody's here, man! Didja catch Chains of Love yesterday? I swear that show just keeps getting better and better. Not as good as The Sopranos of course, but hey. Didja see that Fargo-style episode they did in the snow? Steve Buscemi directed that one! That guy's fuckin' dope!! I can't wait to see him in Ghost World!

     Hey, are you still in school? My frat's throwing a WICKED kegger in two weeks, you should totally go. And do us all a favor - BRING SOME FUCKIN' GIRLS!! Heh heh, J/K. Anyway enough shop talk - let's mix and mingle!!!



* * GLPTH HURRRGUHH * *

OH DEAR GOD I'M ON ECSTASY FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER--

PLPTH PLUH
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--FREAKING OUT AND THROWING UP--

* SPLOP *% BLUHH

-- SOMEBODY HELP --

PHLORGLGPTH

This one con I went to was a major let-down--

* BLORT *

-- rented a hotel room for the entire weekend --

* HURROP *

-- fully expecting to meet people and spend the whole night filking --

BLUHHRLGHRLG

-- ended up by myself --
* HOARK *

- - should have known he was cheating on me - -

* BLOARK *

- - no idea i was pregnant - -

* gLOARK *

- - possibly drive me to the abortion clinic - -

** BLURFk **

-- couldn't say which operating system I like most --

* BLURRRLTH *

-- probably proficient in all of them --

** HOARGLE **

-- fond of Solaris --

** SPLORT **

- - oh god i am terribly terribly sorry - -

** SPLUSH **

- - ruining the whole Twin Peaks marathon - -

** SPLURK **
-- more into techno than anything else--

** BLURF **

--as long as there's a good beat --

*** HURRRRKKGLTH ***


-- i'll be spinning at Liquid Dubworks next Friday--

** SPLURRRRGSH **


-- be sure to grab one of my flyers --
* SPLORqhl *% GLUHH

-- working on issue 2 of my zine --

* BLURRRTH *

-- mostly Japanese robots and Kung Fu fighting and assorted other things from the 1980's --

* GLjORHK *

-- maybe something on old video games --
--

** SQULiPth **

- - Sluggy Freelance, User Friendly, Penny Arcade - -

** SPLUSH **

- - Mullets Galore, Dancing Hamsters, Bert is Evil - -

** FLURPTh **

CAN YOU PLEASE PUHH --

* PLUH pthh *

-- THE CAMERA DOWN --

* * GLPTPTHHURRRG * *


-- AND CALL MY WIFE --

* SPLOGTH *

-- CAN'T BREATHE --

* * HARGK LTPh HJGRRG * *

-- dot-com yuppies moving in, ruining our community --

*# BLOGGH ShQRSTh PL

-- can't pay the rent, my band is totally fucked --

RROGLR;RRGTPQ&(L *


HUGAL *GH ALUGURK

-- dude we're gonna fight censorship all the way --


PLURr *@(GRTH&(kP TfH **

-- no longer a slave to consumptive corporational consumerism --

SPLOrSH;ABLTHG KTHPTF
** BLOGTH **

-- Jim Jarmusch's collected works on DVD --

*** HURRRRKKGLTH ***


-- Fight Club --

** SPLURRRRGSH **


-- penetrating analysis of the Coen Brothers --
BLOARK * GL * KTHG LRPG PLRG * PLTh &* j(#J; BLKPT ;hurgk

Dude - classic!!!

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